Ooooo tell us more about this huggable chick!
Anonymous

well she’s like perfect lil peach sized (short and round and sweet) and she has blue hair and is basically my best friend? she’s what motivated me to try out college even though i was hella scared to do it and she’s helped me through a lot of stuff so like,, yeah of course i’m really attached to her she’s like the most amazing person in my life n stuff


So are you dating any cute girls? Particularly ones with colored hair?
Anonymous

oh of course, notably this one chick who’s like the perfect size for hugging,, and just perfect in general


nochocolate:
“ “make a wish.
” ”

nochocolate:

make a wish.




coollovingsweets:

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awookieinsheepsclothing:
“ laurbyboom:
“I’m going to be honest, this is probably the funniest thing a straight person has ever said
”
But sir this is my emotional support hateful slur
”

awookieinsheepsclothing:

laurbyboom:

I’m going to be honest, this is probably the funniest thing a straight person has ever said

But sir this is my emotional support hateful slur


natashakhan:

adramofpoison:

vrabia:

fleetfootfox:

fuckingrecipes:

ransomdracalis:

isozyme:

roachpatrol:

vastderp:

the-rain-monster:

A NYC grad student working on food stamps for her thesis has released a free cookbook for those living on $4/day.

SIG NAL BOO OO OO OOOST

hello

oooooh this is so nice!

I believe it’s important to eat well, even when you’re strapped for cash. It’s good for your health and energy! This cookbook is full of delicious and healthy recipes, the ingredients of which are fairly inexpensive.

I ACKNOWLEDGE THIS WOMAN AS A FELLOW WARRIOR AND A FANTASTIC HUMAN BEING. 

Boost so hard. Feeding yourself well is a challenge when you”ve got little income

I HAVE BEEN USING THIS COOKBOOK FOR MONTHS AND IT’S AMAZING 100/10 RECOMMENDING EVERYWHERE

(just to give you an idea, my food budget is 30 euro/week at most [about $38] and I have to maintain a healthy diet due to weird medication side-effects and yeah, basically this book is a lifesaver if you’re broke but need to watch what you’re eating)

Reblog to save a life. Because it’s easy to find food for $4/day, but most of it tends to be garden variety junkfood

(The pdf is free, I repeat, the pdf is free) 




thx-a-latke:
“ internetdumpsterfires:
“Client Wanted a Picture of Mr. Clean Shitting
”
if staff is going to tear down this site, we might as well give them a good reason
”

thx-a-latke:

internetdumpsterfires:

Client Wanted a Picture of Mr. Clean Shitting

if staff is going to tear down this site, we might as well give them a good reason


leafcrunch:
“ cartographerswithoutborders:
“My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the...

leafcrunch:

cartographerswithoutborders:

My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.

this is honestly the best post on the entire fucking internet


cartographerswithoutborders:
“Britain has decided to leave Europe. Where will it go? Adrift without a leader, it will likely be carried north on the warm North Atlantic Current. Fluid dynamics simulations suggest it will eventually lodge between...

cartographerswithoutborders:

Britain has decided to leave Europe. Where will it go? Adrift without a leader, it will likely be carried north on the warm North Atlantic Current. Fluid dynamics simulations suggest it will eventually lodge between Iceland and Greenland. The fate of Northern Ireland is less certain.


WELCOME BACK! For those who logged off, this is what you missed.

maswartz:

1. @staff made a post pretty much saying “Your stuff isn’t getting deleted, just hidden from everyone but you” and “Yeah we know you hate the term “female presenting nipples” but we ain’t gonna stop saying it”

2. If a blog has a pixelated icon that means they got hit by the ban, you cannot view that blog outside the sidebar. You cannot even view their archive. Allegedly if you follow the advice in this post it’ll be fixed but only if it was an accidental flag (aka a real sfw blog)

3. The post Staff made including examples of what was ok to post. It got flagged.

4. Yes, the bots are still here. Yes they are still stealing posts and putting porn links on them. Yes there are still ads with stuff more sexual than they allow in posts. Yes innocent things are still getting flagged.

5. So yes, the site is still here and staff are still morons.


fact: the bayonet is just a strapon for a gun

a-really-bad-decision:

real talk, everytime I see this I think it says ‘bayonetta’s strapon is just a gun’ and I’m like fuck dude it sure is